Spam: stellt euch mal vor...

hilfe

Ich hab mir grade überlegt..
Stell dir mal vor da nennt einer seinen Hund: Platz

folgende Situation:
Du läufst im Park spazieren und da ist eben das genannte herrchen mit dem Hund namens Platz..

Mach Sitz Platz! Kommschon mach Sitz Platz! Platz mach sitz!
Mach Sitz Platz! VERDAMMTNOCHMAL PLATZ!!!!
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unglaublich geistreich aber wahrscheinlich wolltest du uns nur deine

1111 beiträge vorführen alter hoden :P
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Besser ist es seinen Hund "Länder" zu nennen... Und wenn er jemanden anfällt... Aus Länder ... Ausländer...
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oder gleich Aus Sätziger
oder Aus geburt
oder Aus treten ^^

viel besser du läufst durch die straße und murmelst alles bis auf ein wort(""):
ich laufe auf dem "GEH WEG" "sie da-hin-ten hin"

herrlich zweideutig fast schon dämlich ^^

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nähmlich!
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Ihr Freaks...
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oder auch geil: ich geh in den Rewe und laufe durch die "Personenvereinzelungsanlage"
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georg hör auf soviel zu saufen sonst wirst du nochmal sprachwissenschaftler
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Quell Kartoffeln mit Dup Dup, Erbsensuppe mit Worscht, Pommes Frites mit Ketchup, und ein Bier für´n doscht.

Du hast ja recht, meine artikulation entspricht nicht den hier genormten werten.
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normierung suckt eh
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Kennt einer von euch das EURO-Loch???

Das is das kleine loch im kaufhaus wo die dinger drangehängt werden... tolle norm ^^
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ich kenns nich. was für dinger?
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An das Loch werden die Dinger drangehängt? Gibt es das auch als DIN ?
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es gibt sogar ne din für toiletten also why not ;O
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apropos toiletten

in japan gibbet so richtig kuhle wcs. mit wasser-zu-arsch-dusche, fön, plätschergeräuschen, sitz elektrisch justierbar, etc. alles in allem so 100 funktionen.

die spinnen die japsen...
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noe die ham geschmack ^^^

ich auch will ^^

muss ja geil sein sich seinen hintern so richtig verwöhnen zu lassen ^^ ham die

auch nen knopf für flutschkrem die hochgeschmirt wird an die öffnung das es besser lauft ? :P
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das is einfach nur eklig der gedanke ^^
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Da muss ich zustimmen
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gut geschmiert ist halb gefickt. schwule toiletten...
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jo wer weiss obs bei sowas net sondermodelle für frauen und gays gibt ^^

MIT EXTRA GRÜNDLICHER REINIGUNG "TIEFENREINIGUNG" MUAHAHAHA
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hat das teil auch ne analsonde ?
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Quell Kartoffeln mit Dup Dup, Erbsensuppe mit Worscht, Pommes Frites mit Ketchup, und ein Bier für´n doscht.

ja, mit tabasko direkteinspritzdüse
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jo und vibrationsstärkenregelung ;O

dann wär endlich klar warum frauen immer zu 2t bis zu 3t aufs klo gehn ^^ oder warum das solang geht ;O
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