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hier darf der allseitsbeliebt-bekannte georg aus seinem reichen erfahrungsschatz aka nähkästchen plaudern.

GOGOGO EPIC GOB!
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Alter du hast nicht alle latten am zaun, ich dachte mir wäre langweilig ^^

Frage nummer eins: Mich würd mal interessieren ob Norman auch noch Muskelkater hat vom Paintball spielen
Frage nummer zwei: Ob Norman endlich ne Leiter gefunden hat.

Und Geschichte nummer eins:
Eben hab ich herausgefunden das es für die geilo Kaffeemaschine von Nespresso die ich geschenkt bekommen habe in keinem verkackten normalen Supermarkt kapseln zu kaufen gibt, und das man die entweder nur online bestellen kann, oder aber n Freund von George Clooney sein muss..

Was mich zu dem heutigen Tag noch ein bisschen mehr abfuckt!
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kannst ja den george clooney bei facebook als freund adden. bring dich das näher zu deinen kapseln?

und nein, nicht antworten. das war ne rethorische frage. und dein nächster post hier sollte auch wieder eine geschichte sein.
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Das ist garnicht so ne schlechte Idee!
Ich denk drüber nach das sogar zu machen, und ihm dann zu schreiben HEY BASTARDO: ich hab die Orderref 209834890 bei der bestellung, WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CAPSELS!!!

Oder so.. ich find die idee ganz toll..

Ne neue geschichte... mhh...

Heute morgen hab ich 2 games gemacht eins gegen T eins gegen P.
Der T hat nachdem er abgekackt hat geflamed wie schlecht ich eigentlich bin, und das er einen 2t account in der Gradnmaster hat und mich jederzeit platt machen würde..
Der war sehr lustig ^^

Der 3te hat meine neue 3Gate FE - BO im PvP bekommen, die auch saugeil funktioniert muss ich sagen, hat dann aber rumgeflennt was fürn kack 4gate typ ich doch bin.
Der war nicht ganz so witzig, als ich ihm sagte er soll doch das replay ansehn sagte er er muss es nicht! er wüsste das ich n 4gate gemacht hätte ^^

Lustigerweise meine ich das man beim reinwarpen quasi mitzählen kann ob das jetzt n 3gate oder n 4gate ist..

Naja... mehr hab ich grad wirklich nicht zu erzählen..
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Muskeltkater: überrashenderweise nein
Leiter: Nein weil meine 2 Meter freunde am samstag kommen und dann eben ne 1,80 leiter ausreicht ;)
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naja nu hab ich auch keinen mehr aber Mo + Di hatt ich gut ^^
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Ich find Georgs Geschichten einfach super ;)
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Ich glaub das ding wird mein persönlicher Twitter
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Erzähl und doch noch was von deiner Arbeit und deinem Hund.
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man könnte einen twitteracc erstellen: @gobslachundsachgeschichten und dann automatisiert mit dem tag [gobslachundsachgeschichten] denselben hierraus füttern?
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oh gott bitte nicht ^^

Zur nächsten Geschichte:
Immer wenn ich morgens mit meinem Hund rausgehen muss, liegt der ja noch im Bett bei uns und pennt.
Weil ich ja von 0500-0700 zocke, aber um 10 nach 7 mit dem Hund rausgehen muss, der ist natürlich noch sehr verpennt, deswegen passiert es durchaus das ich reinkomme und der entweder GANZ verstört bellt und meine Freundin weckt...
Oder aber der bleibt liegen und tut so als wär er tot, und dann versuch ich das teil zu wecken... ^^
Da die aber noch rumdöst und sich wohl nich ganz sicher ist wer da bei dunkler nacht im raum ist und versucht Sie zu wecken, passierts schonmal das sie mich IRRE IRRE anknurrt, wie n Bluthund, ganz krank?

Naja..
Sie ist n Rehpinscher, also nicht grad der böseste Hund ^^

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und der hund pennt bei euch im bett weil du so auf doggystyle stehst? oder gibts dazu auch ne spannende geschichte epischen ausmaßes?
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nein leider nicht, die pennt nur da weil die n kurzfell hat und es nachts manchmal doch sehr kalt werden kann ^^
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irgendwie hab ich in deinem letzten post die spannende geschichte epischen ausmaßes überlesen. na dann probier ichs mal in deinem nächsten gigantischen post, welcher dir unser aller dankbarkeit für die nächsten 2 minuten sichert.
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für heute hab ich feierabend... zumindest hier in dem thread
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der hund pennt nur im bett weil er angst vor den ratten in der wand hat =)
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Quell Kartoffeln mit Dup Dup, Erbsensuppe mit Worscht, Pommes Frites mit Ketchup, und ein Bier für´n doscht.

lol, der war zur abwechslung ma echt gut ^^
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dem kann ich nur zustimmen!!!!
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ich finde die geschichtsarmut der letzten qualitativ minderwertigen posts echt zum kotzen.
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dem kann ich nur zustimmen!!!!
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Ja tut mir leid meine Fans, heute gehts im Geschäft drunter und drüber ^^

Ich hab einen Fahrer bei der Fähre in Dunkerque stehen der rüber will, aber nicht kann weil 3kg Gefahrgut auf dem auto sind, wo kein Mensch weiß was es ist.

Mittlerweile weiß ich was es ist, und hab auch nen schein dazu, nun wissen die aber nicht bei wieviel °Fahrenheit sich der kack entzündet und nun darf ich nochmal 1-2h warten auf ne neue Erklärung meines Kunden..

das ist erstmal nur Problem eins von ca trölfzig heute. Nebenbei häng ich über teamviewer bei meiner Mutter am Rechner damit die pinaccle video studios bekommt um meinem Vater zum 50sten n mega tolles Geburtstagsgeschenk zu machen, mit Videos, bildern und dem ganzen PIPAPO!

So, also entschuldige wenn ich grad keine geschichte Parat hab...

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tolle geschichte!
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ja ich weiß mein leben ist langweilig! -.-
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du hast ne freundin, nen hund, ex-ratten und 3kg gefahrenstoffe. da ist immer was los.
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es waren insgesamt 32kg Gefahgut.

der Tag is aber noch immer nicht vorbei, mittlerweile hab ich einen großen Kloß im Hals und weiß grad nicht ob ich krank werde, liegt daran das ich gestern bis nachts 0300 geladdert habe und wohl unten im wohnzimmer genächtigt habe, da isses nunmal n büssken kälter...

Am Wochenende ist dann erstma Geburtstagsfete von ner Freundin meiner Freundin.
Yey, ich kenn keine sau, wie ich sowas liebe.. -.-
Das ganze findet in der Bessungener Knabenschule statt, was wohl schon ne top adresse ist wenn man sich den Namen reinzieht! ^^

So, jetzt mal weiter Papierkram erledigen damit der tag auch bald ein ende hat -.-
Bock hab ich nit -.-
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ach noch was lustiges zum schluss ^^
die gute dame hat mir heute dabei geholfen mein Problem zu lösen ^^

Sabine von Hinten

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Leidest du nicht unter Schlafmangel? Du zockst immer bis tief in die Nacht, stehst morgens um 5 auf und zockst dann wieder... du bekommst immer nur 2-5 Stunden schlaf

oder ziehst du dir 20 Tassen schwarzen Kaffee jeden morgen rein?

Gesund ist das nicht!
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ur65srusru

Jo
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hendrik will nur posts farmen....
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ur65srusru

spamcount +1.

fail von hinten!

aber ich glaub den namen/telnummer hier zu posten ist ILLEGAL!
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Schlafmangel habe ich auch. Gestern morgens ruft mich mein Vater an "ja hallo kannst du mich morgen um 5 uhr am Flughafen abholen?" "nein morgen nachmittag wollte ich mit freunden renovieren" "nein nein ich meine 5 Uhr morgens, gut Terminal 2E Flug aus Hongkong" Geil und ich hatte schon Karten für ein Konzert in Darmstadt. Das Ergebnis: Um 3 Uhr Nachts vom Konzert zurück und um 5 Uhr auf zum Flughafen. Ich kann mich nicht erinner dass ich jemals in meinem leben an einem Samstag um 5 Uhr aufstehen musste -.-
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keine Signatur

armes norman...
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ur65srusru

da wird ja der elefant in der pfanne verrückt! normen, jetzt halt dioch mal echt zurück! das hier ist gobs lach- und sachgeschichtenfred. der ist gelabelt. machen sie gefälligst ihren eigenen ausheul-fred auf oder riskieren sie weitere anpöbel-replys!
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Wer nicht wagt der nicht gewinnt.
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keine Signatur

lol ^^
Ach und ja schlafmangel hab ich auch! ^^
Zurück von der Bessungener Knabenschule, und muss sagen so schlecht war das jetzt nciht, hab ne weile ne Jamsession beobachtet von so nem Kiffer und nem Typen in ner weirdo-stoffhose. War ganz geil, vorallem weil die nur Killing in the name of von Rage against the Machine gespielt haben.. über eine sehr sehr sehr lange zeit ^^

Das war so n tunnelblicksyndrom ^^
Ich bin nach ner halben Stunde gegangen, kann mira ber gut vorstellen das die noch immer klopfen...
so mal noch ne Folge flashpoint gucken, und die geile Popcorn aus dem Lidl fressen, die hatten aktionswochen und ich hab die letzten 6 großen Päckchen erwischt, aber das ist wiederum eine andere geschichte.. ^^^^
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Die wir auch sehr gerne hören würden...
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popcorn!
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kommts mal bald, alle warten schon!
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gobs leben ist grad stinkelangweilig und suckt.
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Ja, im moment isses n bisschen ruhiger geworden um den Gob.
Arbeit suckt im moment, weil es kaum Importe von UK nach DE gibt.. Noch dazu hab ich wieder eine von den Spanienladungen für Freitag vom Basti auf dem Tisch, wo ich gestern noch wusste was ich damit mache, aber heute keine ahnung habe ^^

Ansonsten war meine Freundin heute so nett mir nen Kaffee mit auf dem weg zur arbeit zu geben! Tolle Frau!
So, Wochenende ist erstmal angedacht am Samstag das FuBa spiel BVB:FCB anzusehn, wie ich das noch mache weiß ich nicht wirklich, da meine Freundin von meinem Plan GARNICHT begeistert ist... Ich muss mir irgendwas einfallen lassen, essen gehen in ner American Sportsbar oder so, hauptsache die haben da SKY.

Mein rechter Arm tut ein wenig weh und ich weiß nicht warum..
Joar, soviel mal zum jetzigen stand.. gibt net wirklich viel zum erzählen..
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nice, das mit dem kaffee!
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Ja auf jeden fall! ^^
Das ne nespresso maschine inkl. Milchaufschäumer, die Kapseln kosten zwar pro stück ca 36-37cent, aber dafür schmeckt der hammermäßig! ;>
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Basti's tour is unter, ich bin so ein geiler Typ ey! ^^
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geile Schnecke!
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keine Signatur

rofl...
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BOAH ALTER IGITT !!! ^^
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die ist extra für euch...
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Joar?. Geile Sache ey..

Meine Freundin verabschiedet sich gestern um halb 10 ins Bett, hab ich gesagt ich zock noch n bisschen und geh dann pennen.
Wollte eigentlich Max bis 0200 Uhr zocken..
Nach 1.5liter Pepsi und 1x Monster Energy drink merk ich irgendwann: Oh kacke, es ist ja schon halb 4!
Und das blöde: Ich muss um 0700 uhr aufstehen und auf zur arbeit!

Also denk ich mir, hey bin ja noch topfit, ALLAAAAA
Wird weitergezockt, bis halb 7 eben..

Jetzt sitzt ich hier im Büro, bin SUPER am Sack, kein schlaf gehabt und ewig müde.

Jetzt ruft n Unternehmer an mit dem ich heute 2 Autos gebucht habe, bei 2 verschiedenen Kunden.
Sagt der mir das der rausgejagt worden ist von der Ladestelle und gesagt bekommen hat das die ware erst um 23:00! Uhr fertig ist!
Ich Ruf Kunde A an, mach die Frau völlig verrückt am telefon so das die schon fast am heulen ist, erzähl der was von Kosten, und standgeld und das wir wegfahren wenn da nich bald was passiert..

Nachdem ich sie ca 18x angerufen hatte, meldet sie sich mit den worten das unser LKW schon um 1200 verladen worden ist.
Daraufhin rufe ich den Unternehmer an der diese 2 autos hat, und dann sagt der mir: Ahjo, das ist ja auch richtig, ich rede von Kunde B!!!!

Da hab ich die olle 45min zusammengeschissen und geflucht ^^
Und dabei hat die garnix verbrochen gehabt?

Also ich bin heut net so ganz auf dem dampfer?
ABER: Ich hab jetzt schonmal n drittel der Punkte für Masters ^^

Mühsam ernährt sich das Eichhörnchen!!!

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gob, du bist ein vorbild!
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Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) Coast Guard (USCG) Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Border Patrol Secret Service (USSS) National Operations Center (NOC) Homeland Defense Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Task Force Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Fusion Center Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Secure Border Initiative (SBI) Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS) Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS) Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Air Marshal Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) National Guard Red Cross United Nations (UN) Assassination Attack Domestic security Drill Exercise Cops Law enforcement Authorities Disaster assistance Disaster management DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) National preparedness Mitigation Prevention Response Recovery Dirty bomb Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management Emergency response First responder Homeland security Maritime domain awareness (MDA) National preparedness initiative Militia Shooting Shots fired Evacuation Deaths Hostage Explosion (explosive) Police Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT) Organized crime Gangs National security State of emergency Security Breach Threat Standoff SWAT Screening Lockdown Bomb (squad or threat) Crash Looting Riot Emergency Landing Pipe bomb Incident Facility Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Outbreak Contamination Exposure Virus Evacuation Bacteria Recall Ebola Food Poisoning Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1 Avian Flu Salmonella Small Pox Plague Human to human Human to Animal Influenza Center for Disease Control (CDC) Drug Administration (FDA) Public Health Toxic Agro Terror Tuberculosis (TB) Agriculture Listeria Symptoms Mutation Resistant Antiviral Wave Pandemic Infection Water/air borne Sick Swine Pork Strain Quarantine H1N1 Vaccine Tamiflu Norvo Virus Epidemic World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) Viral Hemorrhagic Fever E. Coli Infrastructure security Airport CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso Fort Hancock San Diego Ciudad Juarez Nogales Sonora Colombia Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel La Familia Reynosa Nuevo Leon Narcos Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Los Zetas Shootout Execution Gunfight Trafficking Kidnap Calderon Reyosa Bust Tamaulipas Meth Lab Drug trade Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles New Federation Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

danke danke danke ^^
Heut morgen hat's mich vor lauter lauter fast auf der Autobahn zerschlagen, mal sehen ob ich die heimfahrt überlebe..


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lol unter der woche ne nacht durchmachen
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ur65srusru

Was einen nicht umbringt macht einen härter! ^^
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was meinste mit "lauter lauter" ?
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Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) Coast Guard (USCG) Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Border Patrol Secret Service (USSS) National Operations Center (NOC) Homeland Defense Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Task Force Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Fusion Center Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Secure Border Initiative (SBI) Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS) Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS) Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Air Marshal Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) National Guard Red Cross United Nations (UN) Assassination Attack Domestic security Drill Exercise Cops Law enforcement Authorities Disaster assistance Disaster management DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) National preparedness Mitigation Prevention Response Recovery Dirty bomb Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management Emergency response First responder Homeland security Maritime domain awareness (MDA) National preparedness initiative Militia Shooting Shots fired Evacuation Deaths Hostage Explosion (explosive) Police Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT) Organized crime Gangs National security State of emergency Security Breach Threat Standoff SWAT Screening Lockdown Bomb (squad or threat) Crash Looting Riot Emergency Landing Pipe bomb Incident Facility Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Outbreak Contamination Exposure Virus Evacuation Bacteria Recall Ebola Food Poisoning Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1 Avian Flu Salmonella Small Pox Plague Human to human Human to Animal Influenza Center for Disease Control (CDC) Drug Administration (FDA) Public Health Toxic Agro Terror Tuberculosis (TB) Agriculture Listeria Symptoms Mutation Resistant Antiviral Wave Pandemic Infection Water/air borne Sick Swine Pork Strain Quarantine H1N1 Vaccine Tamiflu Norvo Virus Epidemic World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) Viral Hemorrhagic Fever E. Coli Infrastructure security Airport CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso Fort Hancock San Diego Ciudad Juarez Nogales Sonora Colombia Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel La Familia Reynosa Nuevo Leon Narcos Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Los Zetas Shootout Execution Gunfight Trafficking Kidnap Calderon Reyosa Bust Tamaulipas Meth Lab Drug trade Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles New Federation Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

ich tippe auf sekundenschlaf
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ur65srusru

Das sacht man hier halt so ^^
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yo! immer in disse!
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Coli Infrastructure security Airport CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso Fort Hancock San Diego Ciudad Juarez Nogales Sonora Colombia Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel La Familia Reynosa Nuevo Leon Narcos Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Los Zetas Shootout Execution Gunfight Trafficking Kidnap Calderon Reyosa Bust Tamaulipas Meth Lab Drug trade Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles New Federation Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

lauter lauter = Sekundenschlaf?
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lauter lauter bedeutet, wegen allem was im moment los is..

Altaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Ihr habt seltsame Redewendungen.....
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keine Signatur

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ur65srusru

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keine Signatur

es war notwehr!


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Coli Infrastructure security Airport CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso Fort Hancock San Diego Ciudad Juarez Nogales Sonora Colombia Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel La Familia Reynosa Nuevo Leon Narcos Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Los Zetas Shootout Execution Gunfight Trafficking Kidnap Calderon Reyosa Bust Tamaulipas Meth Lab Drug trade Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles New Federation Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

ihr verunstaltet meinen Thread! -.-
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war das ne geschichte?
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Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) Coast Guard (USCG) Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Border Patrol Secret Service (USSS) National Operations Center (NOC) Homeland Defense Immigration Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Task Force Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) Fusion Center Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Secure Border Initiative (SBI) Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS) Federal Air Marshal Service (FAMS) Transportation Security Administration (TSA) Air Marshal Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) National Guard Red Cross United Nations (UN) Assassination Attack Domestic security Drill Exercise Cops Law enforcement Authorities Disaster assistance Disaster management DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) National preparedness Mitigation Prevention Response Recovery Dirty bomb Domestic nuclear detection Emergency management Emergency response First responder Homeland security Maritime domain awareness (MDA) National preparedness initiative Militia Shooting Shots fired Evacuation Deaths Hostage Explosion (explosive) Police Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT) Organized crime Gangs National security State of emergency Security Breach Threat Standoff SWAT Screening Lockdown Bomb (squad or threat) Crash Looting Riot Emergency Landing Pipe bomb Incident Facility Hazmat Nuclear Chemical spill Suspicious package/device Toxic National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud Plume Radiation Radioactive Leak Biological infection (or event) Chemical Chemical burn Biological Epidemic Hazardous Hazardous material incident Industrial spill Infection Powder (white) Gas Spillover Anthrax Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure Burn Nerve agent Ricin Sarin North Korea Outbreak Contamination Exposure Virus Evacuation Bacteria Recall Ebola Food Poisoning Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1 Avian Flu Salmonella Small Pox Plague Human to human Human to Animal Influenza Center for Disease Control (CDC) Drug Administration (FDA) Public Health Toxic Agro Terror Tuberculosis (TB) Agriculture Listeria Symptoms Mutation Resistant Antiviral Wave Pandemic Infection Water/air borne Sick Swine Pork Strain Quarantine H1N1 Vaccine Tamiflu Norvo Virus Epidemic World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) Viral Hemorrhagic Fever E. Coli Infrastructure security Airport CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK Collapse Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro WMATA Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire Subway BART MARTA Port Authority NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center) Transportation security Grid Power Smart Body scanner Electric Failure or outage Black out Brown out Port Dock Bridge Cancelled Delays Service disruption Power lines Drug cartel Violence Gang Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin Border Mexico Cartel Southwest Juarez Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon Yuma Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular El Paso Fort Hancock San Diego Ciudad Juarez Nogales Sonora Colombia Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel La Familia Reynosa Nuevo Leon Narcos Narco banners (Spanish equivalents) Los Zetas Shootout Execution Gunfight Trafficking Kidnap Calderon Reyosa Bust Tamaulipas Meth Lab Drug trade Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles New Federation Terrorism Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror Attack Iraq Afghanistan Iran Pakistan Agro Environmental terrorist Eco terrorism Conventional weapon Target Weapons grade Dirty bomb Enriched Nuclear Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device IED (Improvised Explosive Device) Abu Sayyaf Hamas FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia) IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists Hezbollah Tamil Tigers PLF (Palestine Liberation Front) PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization Car bomb Jihad Taliban Weapons cache Suicide bomber Suicide attack Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula) AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb) TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan) Yemen Pirates Extremism Somalia Nigeria Radicals Al-Shabaab Home grown Plot Nationalist Recruitment Fundamentalism Islamist Emergency Hurricane Tornado Twister Tsunami Earthquake Tremor Flood Storm Crest Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire Brush fire Ice Stranded/Stuck Help Hail Wildfire Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude Avalanche Typhoon Shelter-in-place Disaster Snow Blizzard Sleet Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion Power outage Brown out Warning Watch Lightening Aid Relief Closure Interstate Burst Emergency Broadcast System Cyber security Botnet DDOS (dedicated denial of service) Denial of service Malware Virus Trojan Keylogger Cyber Command 2600 Spammer Phishing Rootkit Phreaking Cain and abel Brute forcing Mysql injection Cyber attack Cyber terror Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media

Nein, aber keine angst heute folgt noch eine, ich bitte euch nur das verhunzen meines ach so geilothreads zu unterlassen, danke ^^
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war das ne geschichte?

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SELFQUOTE ROCKT!
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als jemand heute morgen aufgewacht ist, hab er erstmal gedacht, wasn kacktag. dann setzte er sich sicherheitshalber erstmal an den rechner und machte den soundtrack von 300 an. ein bisschen epischer heldenrock rettet meist den tag. dazu die erste jumbotasse kaffee und ab gings. jetzt ist der pegel wieder überwasser und dem verfluchten kerl gehts gut.
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mach dir deinen eigenen Thread! ^^
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Ja dann gibt es einen Moritz und einen Georg Lach und Sachgeschichten Thread
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Kurze info: Ich arbeite in Heusenstamm
Paintball ist in Obertshausen
Obertshausen sind 2km von Heusenstamm
Ich wohne in Seeheim, sind 50km bis heusenstamm und 52km bis Obersthausen. soviel mal vorab.

Ich hab mir Paintballschuhe online gekauft...
Die brauch ich am donnerstag zum training..
Jetz das geile, als ich bestellt habe sagte meine freundin zu mir: Warum bestellst sie nicht nach hause? Ich bin ja da!
sag ich, naja net das die zu spät kommen und die dann zuhause sind und ich an dem tag training hab...
Quatsch, is ja eeeeeewig viel zeit dazwischen!!!!

so jetz frag ich da heute schon das 3te mal nach ob meine kackschuhe versendet wurden, und bekomm keine antwort, dann eben ne mail mit: Schuhe sind versand worden nach Seeheim!
Heute, um 17:10 uhr!

das geile war das ich den typen 3x schon geschrieben hatte das die wenn die das denn dann verschicken, bitte DOCH unbedingt nach Heusenstamm zur firma schicken sollen und NICHT nach heusenstamm...

die dinger sind morgen sicher wieder nicht da.. ich kotze... und wegen dem ganzen geschreibe klappt das nicht das ich heute um 1700 uhr gehe.. und kopfweh hab ich auch! X_X
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Armer Gob ;)
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so schauts aus!
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genau!
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neue lach und sachgeschichten georg ;D
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Ich will auch wissen wie er sich die Finger gebrochen hat. Wie wäre es mit einem Video?
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ICH WILL NEUE GESCHICHTE
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ur65srusru

illy will wieder in der schule sein...
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gibt nix neues zu berichten.. ich versuch grade meinen azubi einzuarbeiten, der kackt aber irgendwie ab ^^
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du arbeitest doch mit methoden wie bei der mafia. mit einarbeiten, meinst du so in betong einarbeiten?
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ne, ich wünschte es ^^
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Wann gibt es hier Nachschub?
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Aktuell passiert wohl nicht viel in Gob seinem Leben.
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Quell Kartoffeln mit Dup Dup, Erbsensuppe mit Worscht, Pommes Frites mit Ketchup, und ein Bier für´n doscht.

so sieht es aus ...
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Naja gibt net viel zu erzählen, mein Rechner steht immernoch nocht wieder aufgebaut bei mir rum ^^
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LAAAAAANGWEILIG!
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unfassbar!
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unfucking fassbar
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Stimmt! ^^
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nachschub Georg!
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Ich finde auch das Georg mal wieder aus dem Nähkästchen plaudern könnten. Ich bin es leid weiterhin Markus Lanz zu schauen damit mein Bedarf an C-Promi Getratsche gedeckt wird.
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Quell Kartoffeln mit Dup Dup, Erbsensuppe mit Worscht, Pommes Frites mit Ketchup, und ein Bier für´n doscht.

eigentlich ist das hochgradig verdächtige dass der so still ist.
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ruhe, ich lese grade das Manifest von Breivik
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Das wurde bestimmt exklusiv auf bild.de veröffentlicht.
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n1
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ja, ich fands auch gut ^^
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Auf gehts GOB ! Liefer Frauke Ludowig neuen Stoff.
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Stoff?
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Nachschub! Und nicht vergessen: In Word vorschreiben..
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grad weniger bock ^^
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ach gobbi bobbi
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ach ich hab heute keine lust.. ich schau morgen nochmal rein^^
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epic story gob! big thx!
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bitte bitte großer gob... gib uns eine Geschichte! Nicht vergessen: In Word vorschreiben ^^
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äääch... heute? wirklich???

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ja!
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Echt jetz? -.-
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auf gehts ab gehts.. lass knacken
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eben hab ich mri ne schachtel camel gekauft, reicht das?
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nein
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OCH WIESO DAS DENN?????????
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wasn fail. wenn du bis morgen früh nach deiner zu einer gottverlassenen zeitigen sc session noch nix geschichtliches hier geschrieben hast, nenn ich dich und deinen fail ab sofort in einem atemzug mit henrys fails.
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was wiederum eine große Ehre wäre
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Das würde ich jetzt nicht so benennen ^^
failstatus hat bisher nur illy und hope, ich will da eigentlich nicht reinfallen in den topf
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gob ist ausschließe
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ur65srusru

ich sag doch illy hat failstatus,lol
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ur65srusru

ach das ganze forum ist doch hier müll... ich geh wieder^^
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ur65srusru

Aber woher kommt der name "Failgob"?

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Könnte es eventuell mit deiner Tastatur zu tun haben?
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das ist nur ein gerücht.. diesen namen hat es in dem zusammenhang nie gegeben ^^
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oder das
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ur65srusru

Ich will ja meine Fans nicht Ewigkeiten warten lassen..

Eigentlich gibt?s nicht viel zu erzählen um ehrlich zu sein, da ich aber nicht in Prinz Moe?s Failstatus landen will,
habe ich mich dazu entschlossen doch ein paar Zeilen zu schreiben?

Momentan mache ich eine GLYX-Diät (wers nicht kennt kanns ja mal googlen)
Jetz werden viele sagen: WARUM???
GOB DU HAST DOCH NEN ADONISKÖRPER!!! WIESO TUST DU DIR DAS AN?
Antwort: Ganz einfach weil ich kürzlich die Schallmauer von 90kg überschritten habe und mir gedacht habe ich tu das für euch!!!
Ja richtig gelesen, dass hat nix mit der tatsache zu tun das ich ein fetter Hobbit bin, ich tue dies nur für euch Fans da draussen!

Auf jeden fall habe ich es geschafft schon 6kg abzunehmen, dass ist quasi schon das gesamte gewicht meines Hundes Leela..
Wahrscheinlich war das meißte eh nur Dreck/Schweiß und A-A.. jedenfalls geht?s jetzt weiter und ich will auf die 75kg runter,
sicher nicht so einfach wie Bastis Marathonlauf, den man natürlich jeden tag laufen könnte? man läuft einfach los..

Naja, dass wars erstmal zu meinem zwischenstandzeitpunkt, ich melde mich wieder bei 82kg!

In diesem Sinne: Keine Arme Keine Kekse!!!

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du könntest was gewichtiges amputieren.
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1st post = 1st fail
2 left
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Sehr schön Gob. Ich hab mich jetzt nicht darüber informiert was hinter einer glyx diät steht, aber dann hoffen wir mal das du nicht irgendwann das doppelte von dem was du abgenommen wie drauf hast.

vor 2 wochen hab ich schonmal den halben marathon hinter mich gebracht. ist zwar noch ein hartes stück arbeit bis zum ganzen, aber immerhin =)..
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da hat mir Jule aber was ganz anderes erzählt!
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keine Signatur

Georg hat den "Ich hab länger ne Freundin Effekt" ;D
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Lass dir einfach net immer von der frau nen Bären aufbinden! ^^
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Wir wollen eine neue Geschichte!
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Ich zum EM Eröffnungsspiel mit der Brigitte Bier Diät angefangen.
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Und wieviel Kilo hat die gebracht? ... Ich hab gehört der Jojo Effekt soll groß sein. Erst isst man weniger, aber der Schlankheitsdrink soll nicht ganz so kalorienarm sein wie angepriesen...
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Naja bisher hat die mir nur einen ständigen Vollsuff gebracht, aber man muss sich auch mal mit den kleinen Erfolgen zu frieden geben =) Aus gegebenem Anlass muss ich auf einen Artikel der Boulevard Presse hinweisen KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK KLICK
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du kriegst den hals nie voll, oder?
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ich halte jojos essen für schwachsinn.
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ich glaub da nimmt man wirklich ab
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Sag mir eine vernünftige Geschichte, die du hier gebracht hast... ;D
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oder wenigstens nen miserablen fail.
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da gabs schon einige, ihr vergesst einfach die guten sachen und habt nur das zeuch im kopp wo ich schreibe ich will grad nit posten! BANAUSEN
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stimmt erinnere mich eigentlich nur an deine fails die du hier gepostet hast
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Poste weniger Fails, dafür mehr lach- und sachgeschichten ;D
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Das liegt in der natur des Banausen! ^^
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hat es sich ausgelacht gob?
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jupp, vllt sollten wir rotieren und du bekommst deinen lachthread? [ modified by T4E-GreenGoblin @ 22.09.2012 09:31 ]
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ach neeee ... dann schieb ich den lieber in dem Spam Bereich...
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erzähl uns doch was von deinem morgendlichen kaffee [ modified by TFEn0s @ 22.09.2012 10:34 ]
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YEY gogogo Henry!!! In deinem Leben muss doch eh der Papst in Nietenhosen boxen, da gibts doch eh nur Vollgas, oder?
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und schon ist der thread im spamforum
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ich will mehr hören!
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dito
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dann leg los...
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nachdem einige zeit seit Gobs letzten Erfahrungsberichten vergangen ist, gibt es sicherlich viele neue spannende Geschichten zu erzählen. Der Gob der kennt ein Lied und alle singen mit ... FANG AN !
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All i do is stim!!!
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das spiegelt die aktuelle situation sehr gut wieder
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wie meinen?
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genau!
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Los gib Geschichten ... !!! Darum ist das forum fast tot...
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wir wollen fakten fakten fakten.. einfach dinge die die leser des axel springer verlags interessiert. skandale und verschwörungstheorien etc.
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irgendwas reisserisches das so schö halbwahr ist und total unglaubwürdig!
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Gestern hab ich gehört das Blitzertag in Deutschland ist, 6000 Blitzer wurden in ganz DE aufgestellt.
In den Nachrichten kam gestern dann das die um 0600 uhr morgens dann fertig sind, pustekuchen wurde heute direkt geblitzt auf dem weg von Darmstadt nach FFM.

Nix von wegen 0600 uhr steht keiner mehr davon, aus nem gammeligen alten Lieferwagen haben se mich abgelichtet. Dann hab ich mir heute morgen ein Eibrötchen gegönnt, so richtig schön mit Spiegelei und Salami, schön fettich! Musste auf meine Freundin in Darmstadt warten weil die einen Arzttermin hatte. Deswegen hab ich ne stunde in nem Cafe gesessen und hab die Bild gelesen, Kaffe gesoffen und eierbrötchen in mich reingeschaufelt.

Dannw ar sie fertig und musste noch auf das nachfolgende Arztgespräch warten, das hat dann sage und schreibe nochmal ne ganze stunde gedauert bis die blöde drecksärztin ihr dann schließlich gesagt hat: Ja, super! alles okay sie können gehen.
Deswegen bin ich heute viel zu spät auf arbeit aufgetaucht, und hab nur probleme und eigentlich keine zeit hier was zu posten...AAAAAAAAH!
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Find ich gut. Endlich mal eine Story die Spekulationen zu lässt und gerade nur zu zum mitknobeln einlädt. SUBBBA!
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Danke gerne
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Frage a) Warum war sie beim Arzt?
Frage b) Warum warst du mit?
Frage c) Kann sie nicht alleine zum Arzt?

Details, details, details...
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Antwort a) = Geheim
Antwort b) = Weil sie nicht zurück hätte fahren können
Antwort c) Doch, aber nur wenn sie da keine Drogen bekommt ^^
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Sodele, wie versprochen gibts hier mal wieder etwas futter...
ich war vor kurzem in London.. da hinzukommen gestaltete sich etwas schwieriger als erwartet...

punkt 1: habe gedacht ich geb mir das mal mit nem LKW von uns, und hab gedacht die beste und einfachste und günstigste Variante ist sicher das ich mit nem Fahrer von uns mitradel nach Birmingham, wo ich mich mit nem Tommy verabredet hatte.

soweit sogut, Hab natürlich Sonntag auf Montag gezockt, bis halb 4, morgens dann um 7 wieder auf, mit hundi raus der ja auch bespaßt werden wollte etc. jedenfalls um 9 auf arbeit aufgeschlagen, dachte naja easy ich penn einfach im lkw un gut.
Pustekuchen.. malocht bis 1600 uhr, dann nach Speyer gefahren um da einzusteigen da der Fahrer da seine letzte Ladestelle hatte und schon fertig war bevor ich mich überhaupt auf die socken machen konnte..

nun gut, da dann eingestiegen und direkt abends gegen 1800 uhr dann auf und davon gemacht nach GB.
ich sag euch.. kacke fahren die langsam ^^
Die kilometer wollten einfach nich runterrattern..
Jedenfalls wurde ich so übelst zugequatscht das ich bis Calais (da geht die Fähre und der Tunnel nach UK ab) nicht schlafen konnte.
Der Marcin (der trucker) musste knapp 15km vor Calais pissen, wir halten also direkt auf der autobahn (0 verkehr nachts um 0100-0200 uhr...) er geht raus zum strullern, wir stehen keine minute, dann gehts weiter...

30min später stehn wir beim Border check der Franzosen, da wird der truck geröntgt.
soweit so gut, die drecks froschfresser lassen uns durch, dann kommen die Briten (immernoch auf franz. Boden) denen gefallen unsere Papiere nich un sie winken uns raus.
passport check etc, so 10min später machen se hinten auf und einer der border control springt rein, und babbelt was von Fußabdrücken auf der ware, und meint wir hätten illegale an Bord.. Man was haben wir da noch gelacht ^^

ca. 10min später haben se 6 reisfresser rausgezogen, von nem 14 jährigen bub bis zum 55 jährigen opa war alles dabei. die wurden kurz durchsucht und behandelt wie könige, wir jedenfalls wie schwerverbrecher, mussten dann natürlich knapp 3h warten bis einer der knilche nen Bericht geschrieben hatte. An schlaf war nich zu denken...
Jedenfalls..

3h später wieder auf der straße, direkt in den eurotunnel gefahren, auto abgestellt, vom buslein abgeholt worden, bis zum zugabteil gefahren worden, da dann reingehockt.
fahrzeit ca 20min. Da hab ich das erste mal seit Sonntag nacht dann auch mal kurz bubu gemacht ^^
20min später das selbe spiel, raus aus dem zug, ins busli, zum truck gefahren werden, aussteigen, einsteigen, losradeln und dann in GB weiter. Gegen 11.00 uhr waren wir dann auch in Birmingham, knapp 4h später als geplant.

Bei der ersten ladestelle hab ich mir auch gleich mal ne dusche geschnorrt damit ich nich ganz wie ein Schmock auf den Kundentermin gehe.
ca. 15min später hat der mich danna uch abgeholt, rübergefahren zu ner großen automobilzulieferfirma, da eingelaufen und erstmal die ganzen Gesichter kennengelernt.
Natürlich schon im Zaunpfahl pulli mit punkspruch auf dem Rücken, aber was solls, aus Anzügen mach ich mir nix ^^
Kam aber wohl an der eine hat direkt seinen St. Pauli pullover gezeigt ^^

so, da wir schon etwas zu spät waren, mussten wir etwas gas geben, mit dem typen von der firma wieder ins auto gestiegen, und runter nach Wembley,London (warum bin ich da eigentlich nich direkt ausgestiegen vor 7h?)
da ins hotel eingecheckt, direkt in die hotelkneipe, saufen.
und nun müsst ihr wissen saufen die engländer relativ schnell..
ich selbst sag von mir ich kann schnell saufen, die Briten sind aber krank.

Ich erklär mir das weil die wohl vor ner weile diese pubsperre hatten, dann gabs immer "last orders please" und dann haben die halt mal eben 3 Pints in 5min durchgezogen..

Jedenfalls kam es jetzt dazu das auch durch den schlafmangel bedingt nicht so schnell mitgekommen bin(verdammte scheiße es war dienstag abend und ich hatte insgesamt knapp 4h geschlafen von Sonntag auf Montag..)
vor dem Spiel war ich knapp bei 7 pints, und der Brite bei 9..
aber egal, auf in den London underground und wech mit der tube nach wembley.
da 15min vor dem spiel angekommen, ich wollt schon garnix mehr saufen, wurden aber dann in 15min doch noch 4 smirnoff ice und 1 pint. natürlich alles rasend schnell weil du ja beim spiel nichts saufen darfst...

Natürlich war ich sicher der einzigste Deutsche der in ner Reihe von den Tommys ganz lautstark und gröhlend die Deutsche Nationalhymne geträllert hat..
Keiner hat mich dafür gehaun, war ganz cool ^^

so, spiel aus, weitersaufen aufm weg zur tube, da drin dann 7 englische kids kennenngelernt die neben usn gefahren sind, und alle nen mordshass auf mich hatten, war quasi football factory für MylittlePony fans. Jedenfalls bilden die Briten ihre Hooligans schon recht früh aus, Deutschland sollt sich daran ein beispiel nehmen ^^

Dann weiter zum Inder, erstmal ganz dick fressen, dann um 3 uhr nachts halbtot ins bett gefallen, endlich wieder schlafen!
frühstück ging bis 10.30, ich bin um genau 10.30 aufgewacht, dacht mir scheiße..
bin dann mal rübergeschlappt in die Hotelbar, da quatscht mich n tommy an ob ich schon fühstück hatte, ich sag: ne, aber is ja schon vorbei, wa?
Er sagt nö, noch ne ganze stunde..
Da schnall ich erst das ich noch auf deutsche zeit geeicht bin und eben ne ganze stunde zum fressen gewonnen habe!

Yeeha, und ich muss sagen: Gibt nix geileres als n richtig fettes English breakfast nach 2 Tagen LKW/SAUF/FOOTBALL trip..

anbei noch paar pix...
An die Lover: Fickt euch!!
An die Hater: Loveya! ^^

PIX:

Marcin mein Chauffeur:


Rastplätze in Belgien:


Das Röntgenteil für den LKW kurz vor der Einfahrt zum eurotunnel:


Eurotunnel von oben...


Pennen im zug.. ^^


Fahren auf der falschen seite...


London tube...


Wembley


Schön!


Crossbar 30.07.1966 ^^


FERTIG!
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ich ruf die Homepage auf und mein erster Gedank: Unhold
Aber er wars nicht, deswegen ein dickes Like für Gobs Urlaubstagebuch!
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keine Signatur

Klingt nach einem entspannten Trip :> *n1*
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danke danke ^^
war alles andere als entspannend, aber sehr ereignisreich
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habe dir die chinesen eigentlich was dafür gegeben das ihr die über die grenze schmuggelt ?

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nope..
aber im schlimmsten fall zahlt der fahrer 2000GBP pro kopf also 12.000GBP
und der chef der firma nochmal das selbe.. ^^
worst case also 24.000GBP
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Ja und wie sind die in den LKW gekommen ? War das Fahrzeug etwa nicht ordnungsgemäß verschlossen ? Im Prinzip kannst du immer hoch pokern und wenn es auffällt einfach behaupten die nicht zu kennen.
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darum gehts nich, die wissen das du die nich kennst.
trotzdem bist du derjenige der der arsch ist, weil die penner natürlich garkein geld haben,
also versuchen se das von dir zu bekommen ganz einfach.

Das problem ist, wenn du de auflieger sicherst mit nem türschloss oder ner zollschnur, dann schneiden sie dir seitlich in die plane rein oder im schlimmsten fall oben das dach.
dann hast die penner trotzdem drin, und kansnt das dach für 20.000€ reparieren, und wenns ganz dumm läuft regnets oben rein, die ware wird nass und dann hast du da nochmal kosten!
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red nicht so schlecht über meinen Onkel, Tante und Cousin!
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du hast deinen kleinen bruder vergessen ^^
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lol geile Story gob ;) Das war auf jeden Fall mal ne Erlebnisreise ^^
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jop ^^
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anführungszeichen gehen immernoch nicht!!!
SOMIT HABT IHR NE RICHTIG GEILE STORY VERPASST...
wenns henry endlich mal fixed überleg ich mir mal ob ich mir die mühe mach das noch mal zu posten..
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habs glaub ich gefixt ;)

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also!!!

Letzten Donnerstag is n fahrer von uns auch direkt in den knast gewandert, also war kein direkter von uns, aber ein subunternehmer, warum?

Weil er bei Luton (nördlich London) auf der autobahn ein klopfen gehört hat, kurz danach flogen klamotten aus dem fahrenden Auflieger, also ist er die nächste direkt rutner, bei den bullen rein, und hats gemeldet, die haben direkt 4 illegale festgenommen, und natürlich auch den fahrer mit verdacht auf schmuggel. Haben dem erzählt das er erst mal 5-7 Jahre im Knast einwandern wird ^^

das lustige war, die haben dem alle telefone abgenommen und auch seinen chef nich abnehmen lassen, also wusste einfach 24h keine sau bescheid was da passiert ist oder was mit dem Fahrer ist. wir haben dann einige polizeistationen angerufen und nach dem namen vom Fahrer gefragt, da wusst aber keiner was, dann haben wir uns direkt an die Luton police gewandt und verlangt das die die listen durchgehen wer bei denen grad im knast ist, und oh wunder, unser mann war da drin ^^

Abends ist der dann auch raus gekommen weil keiner nachweisen konnte das er da involviert war..
auch sehr bescheuert.. n fahrer rennt in ne polizeistation und sagt das er illegale auf dem auto hat die rausspringen, und die nehmen den fahrer fest mit verdacht das er das absichtlich gemacht hat.... super!

PS: an den kontrollen der fähre hat weder das Röntgen noch der Co2-check irgendwas angezeigt, wir denken mal die sind auf dem schiff umgestiegen zu uns ^^
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mit was ein spediteur heut zu tage alles geld verdient.. was wollen die eigentlich alle in UK ?
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damit verdienste kein geld -.-
nen tag hab ich verloren -.-
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naja was die in uk wollen is ganz einfach
biste ein mal da, kannst dich direkt da anmelden sogar ohne wohnsitz und n konto eröffnen.
und bekommst dann auch sofort "arbeitslosengeld"

die sind dabei die gesetze zu ändern, nur kann das noch bis ende 2014 gehen oder gar noch länger, die wollen das schon seit jahren ändern...
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die Briten sind ja blöd ^^ ... Und ich dachte das nur in Deutschland Milch und Hong fliesst.
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ne aber wenn das gesetz durch ist, kannst dir ausmalen wo die dann hin gehen ^^
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England ist das neue Sozialstaatland ;)
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nicht das neue.. das is schon seit jahren bekannt ^^
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Ich habe auch schon darüber nachgedacht nach England auszuwandern, aber die frühe Sperrstunde dort hat meine Überlegungen zerschlagen.
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die is doch schon abgeschafft
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îch glaub dir kein wort.
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quelle:
http://www.focus.de/gesundheit/news/gelockerte-sperrstunde_aid_119880.html


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das hast du doch gefälscht ;) ... Ich dachte das wäre schon länger aufgehoben... In London vor 3 Jahren hatten die meine ich länger auf..
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schau mal von wann der bericht is henry...
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ah k... der Beitrag sugerierte einen aktuellen Anlass ^^
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Ich vermute das dein Programierer Gehirn diese komplexen Zusammenhänge nicht entsprechend verarbeiten konnte
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glaub auch
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das finde ich aber nicht nett, wenn es hier solche diss attacken gibt...
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