Spam: Kettenbrief....

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Hallo, mein Name ist Meike.
Ich leide unter einigen sehr seltenen und natürlich tödlichen
Krankheiten, schlechten Klausur- und Examensergebnissen, extremer
Jungfräulichkeit und Angst davor, entführt und durch einen rektalen
Starkstromschock exekutiert zu werden, weil ich circa 50 Milliarden
beschissene Kettenbriefe nicht weitergeleitet habe. Kettenbriefe von
Leutchen, die tatsächlich glauben, dass, wenn man diese Briefe
weiterleitet, dieses arme, kleine Mädchen in Arkansas, das mit einer
Brust auf der Stirn geboren wurde, genug Geld für die rettenden OP
zusammenbekommt, gerade noch rechtzeitig, bevor die Eltern es an die
"Freak Show" verkaufen.
Glaubst Du wirklich, dass Bill Gates Dir und jedem, der "seine" Mail
weiterleitet 100 Dollar geben wird? Recht hast Du, dass glaube ich
nämlich auch ...
Um es auf den Punkt zu bringen. Diese Mail ist ein großes FUCK YOU an
all die Leutchen da draußen, die nichts besseres zu tun haben.
Vielleicht wird sich der böse Kettenbriefkobold in meine Wohnung
schleichen und mich sodomieren während ich schlafe. Sodomieren, weil ich
diese Kette unterbrochen habe, die im Jahre 5 nach Christus begonnen
hat, von irgendeinem dem Kerker entronnenen Kreuzritter nach Europa
gebracht wurde, und die, wenn sie es ins Jahr 2800 schafft, einen
Guinness-Buch Eintrag erhält.

*Und hier die drei beliebtesten Typen: *

/KETTENBRIEF TYP 1: /
Hallo.


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Wünsch Dir was.

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Nein, das nicht.

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Nein, das auch nicht - Du kleines Schwein!

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etc. Hahaha

Erst einmal, wenn Du diesen Brief nicht in den nächsten 5 Sekunden an
5096 Leute schickst, wirst Du von einer einbeinigen lesbischen
Leichtmatrosin vergewaltigt und von einem Hochhaus in ein 1m breites
Güllefass gestoßen. Und das ist wahr!
Weil: DIESER Brief hier ist nicht wie all die anderen. DIESER hier ist
WAHR!!!

/KETTENBRIEF TYP 2: /
Hallo und danke, dass Du Dir die Zeit nimmst, diesen Kettenbrief zu
lesen. Es gibt da einen kleinen Jungen in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen, der
keine Arme, keine Eltern, keine Eingeweide und zwei Ohren am Arsch hat.
Das Leben dieses armen Kindes könnte gerettet werden, weil jedes Mal,
wenn dieses Mail hier weitergeleitet wird, von AOL ein Euro auf das
"Kleine hungernde, arm-, bein-, eingeweide-, elternlose,
Doppelohren-Jungen aus Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Spendenkonto" überwiesen
wird oder alternativ: Visitenkarten zugemailt werden ... Automatisch!
Uneigennützig!
Ach ja, und vergiss nicht, es gibt keine Mittel und Wege die versandten
e-Mails zu zählen, selbst mit NASA und BND-Unterstützung, und das hier
alles ist ein großer Hirnfick. Also, mach weiter! Sende diese Mail zu 5
Personen innerhalb der nächsten 47 Sekunden.

/KETTENBRIEF TYP 3: /
Hallöchen da draußen!
Dieser Kettenbrief existiert seit 897. Das ist absolut unglaublich, weil
es damals noch gar keine e-Mails gab!!!
Und so funktioniert es: Schicke ihn innerhalb der nächsten 7 Minuten an
15067 Leute weiter, von denen Du denkst, sie könnten ihn gebrauchen,
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- Noch vieeeel bizarreres Horror-Szenario Nr. 3

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War das verständlich?

Wenn Du Kettenbriefe bekommst, die Dir androhen, ungepoppt und glücklos
zu bleiben, lösche sie. Wenn sie wenigstens lustig sind, schick sie
weiter an Leute, von denen Du denkst, sie teilen Deinen Humor. Fick
nicht anderen Leuten virtuell ins Knie, indem Du ihnen ein schlechtes
Gewissen wegen eines Leprakranken in Botswana machst, der noch dazu
keine Zähne hat und seit 27 Jahren auf dem Rücken eines toten Elefanten
festgebunden ist und dessen einzige Chance jede weitergeleitete Mail
ist, weil andernfalls eine Mondrakete in seinen Vorgarten stürzt.
Danke!
PS :
Leite diese Mail an so viele Leute wie möglich weiter, und Elvis und
Lady Di werden wiederkommen
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oh man...werder kettenbriefe noch anti-kettenbriefe sind auch nur im entferntesten lustig
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

WEDER
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

aber ich find er trifft den kern der sache oder? :p

*werder*!
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Also ich fand den schon irgendwie lustig
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W E R D E R!
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

naja .. der trifft den kern der sache von kettenbriefen .. aber so fand ich ihn nicht so dolle pralle unterhaltend
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?! versteh ich nicht ...

prall is gut!
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Freut mich, das es dir gefallen hat Ebor..
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kann man das denn je so genau sagen? 8)
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

toll hope ^^ meine posts stehen alle unter copyright .. du hast das copyright verletzt .. NUN MUSSTE BLECHEN!
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?! versteh ich nicht ...

warum muss er da brechen??
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

Weil er ein Floppy-Light - Laufwerk nutzt..
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dachte weil seine post kopiergeschützt ist?!
alles sehr verwirrend^^
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

seeehr verwirrend...
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Ich übersetze:

toll hope ^^ meine posts stehen alle unter copyright .. du hast das copyright verletzt .. NUN MUSSTE BLECHEN!

Liebster Hope, meine Posts waren alle im Floppy - Drive ... doch nun hast du das Floppy - drive besetzt... Nun muss ich es aufbrechen..
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Hope nun bleche endlich sonst wirst du 5 Jahre keinen Sex jhaben und dir werden die Arme abfallen das dus dir nichtmal selbst besorgen kannst, ausser du blechst jetzt 15 Leute 40$, vorallen an mich
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als ob das was ändert ob er zahl oder nicht ;)
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

^^
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?! versteh ich nicht ...

Gut das ihr besser über mein Leben beshceid wisst als ich.
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sonst würdest du ja auch garnichts mehr davon mitkriegen ;)
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

irgendjemand muss sich ja um dich kümmern....
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Ich bin euch ja sowas von zu Dank verpflichtet...
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nix dank mann. wir nehmen nur hartgeld!
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Gerne auch das aus Papier
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hope eigtl solltest du echt froh seiN! ^^
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?! versteh ich nicht ...

ja natürlich.. ich hüpfe geradezu durchs Forum ^^
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dann hüpfst du aber recht versteckt oder geradezu unsichtbar. ich seh dich nämlich nich!
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steht das jetz mit spawn turnier?
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

go hope next sunday spawnturnier?^^ da haben wir auch kein bwcl .. glaub haben wir w.o.!
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?! versteh ich nicht ...

geh kacken!
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Geh Tetris spieln, da kannst alles überallhin droppen ohne dass iwelche Tower da stehn..

ehrlich gesagt... ich hab mich hier grad totgelacht beim zivi ^^

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der is auch geil, nur isser halt scheiß alt :[
und du.. geh wieder arbeiten.. schmock ^^
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